Two Disgusting News Stories (Jizz and Tell)


‘Long renowned for pioneering extreme sports such as bungee-jumping and heli-skiing, New Zealanders are now pushing culinary boundaries by serving up shots of horse semen to iron-stomached food lovers. The equine delicacy will be on the menu at the annual Wildfoods Festival in the South Island town of Hokitika next month, along with other gastronomic delights such as raw scorpions, chocolate-covered beetles and deep-fried grubs. “The idea is you’ll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards,” Christchurch racehorse breeder Lindsay Kerslake, who came up with the semen surprise, told Fairfax Media. He said the shots being sold at this year’s festival on March 12 would taste like a milkshake and be washed down with an energy drink chaser’ – AFP.

‘A pupil has been permanently excluded from school and three others suspended after a photograph was taken of one of them with his genitals in a teacher’s mug. The prank, which happened in a corridor at Benfield School, Newcastle upon Tyne, left the unsuspecting female teacher distraught when she found out, as she had unwittingly used the cup afterwards. It was believed that a photograph of the unpleasant trick was posted on the internet, and it is thought to have since been removed. An investigation by the school revealed the boy who took the cup had been urging friends on Facebook to dare him to carry out risky or bad-taste pranks. It is another example of the growing phenomenon of pupils using social networking sites to bully, abuse teachers or boast about misbehaviour in class. One source said: “The photo was of the lad dangling his balls inside the cup belonging to the teacher. She later drank her tea from it”

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