British Weather


In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as ….”British Weather.”

Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as ‘Muslim Weather.’

In other words, “partly Sunni, but mostly Shi’ite.”

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