‘For once, it’s not crocodiles that are traumatising residents of the Top End … it’s randy poltergeists. A Northern Territory woman is reportedly adamant she was attacked while she slept – by a “horny ghost”. Jennifer Mills-Young of Durack, near Darwin, said a ghost she calls Kevin tried to drag her out of her bed. She told her local newspaper, The Northern Territory News, that during her ordeal she was stern with Kevin – she told him he was not welcome in her bed and that he should leave and close the door behind him. Her story prompted the headline “Horny ghost Kev spooks housewife”
“I was asleep …. [and] I woke up when someone grabbed my wrist. I thought, ‘Hmmm, hubby wants a bit of romance’, when I suddenly remembered he wasn’t even at home. The moment I opened my eyes, the grip was gone and the room was empty. I yelled at Kevin that he was not welcome in my bedroom and that he couldn’t come into bed with me. I told him to f— off and to close the door behind him. A moment later I saw how the bedroom door was closed. I jumped up and locked it – not that it makes much of a difference when you’re dealing with a ghost” – Ms Mills-Young recounts the saucy details.
– Sydney Morning Herald.