A man is shopping in a supermarket, when a very attractive woman waves at him and says ”hello! How are you?”

He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from.

So he says, “Do you Know me?”

To which she replies, “I think you’r the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful

to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor

party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies

watching, while your friend whipped my butt with wet celery???”

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s maths



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