The French are remaking a popular American sitcom. It’s now called ‘Nobody Loves Raymond’.
France have renamed one of Paris’ most famous landmarks. It’s now called the I-Can’t-Believe-They-Were-Ever-Champs Elysees.
If the French get their packing done quickly, they might just run into Nicolas Anelka in duty-free.
And my favourite:
Yesterday: France met South Africa in Bloemfontein. Wednesday: England meet Slovenia in Port Elizabeth. Thursday: England meet France in the departure lounge